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All praise the sacred Downline!
Delayed by a night in Otherworld
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& five years of gratitude
& a call for submissions!
PLUS: Our tariffs list
& Big Bowl of Pills warnings
& the coming of Spring!
PLUS: The Democrats' latest ad
& the men Cynthia loves not
An astounding night of song & cheer!
