Da Die-Cast Peace-Ass

Good evening, mortals! Thank ye for joining us last night—I hope ye enjoyed our time with DA DIECAST DUMBASS—aka, “A Ghost Bro.” If ye missed the first-ever REAL SEANCE on Twitch—if ye missed a crucial message from Diamond Dave Kropotkin—if ye missed a thorough round of orb questions—head to the replay, right here!

We learned much of the life & death of “Da Die-Cast Dumbass” last night. Importantly, we learnt that he were still trading in Hot Wheels™, & had no psychopomp to guide him to the afterlife. & so I offered to help him acquire his spirit mansion—but lo! We discovered that the dastard BROADWAY BEETLEJUICE in fact controlled this particular spirit realm! We were, indeed, trapped inside a “nice fuckin’ model.”

Horror of horrors! But we banded together—I rode astride the Ghost Bro, with his Spectral Wheels, & we fought our way to the surface. Bursting forth from Beetlejuice’s little model town, we pierced the spirit-veil, & ascended to the Heavyside Layer. Rum-Tum-Tugger, whom I considered a foe, ushered us through, & we landed Da Diecast Dumbass into his eternal paradise.

He lives on now in joy, surrounded by tiny toy cars, & a spectral BooTube channel where trolls may ne’er comment.

Thank ye for reading—& thank ye to the growing cadre of generous mortals who can & do support our works here with coin!

I shall write ye Monday with fresh art & a tale. ‘Til then—be safe, be well, & be sure to look one way when crossing the Hot Wheels™ track…

Cheers,
Amœnus Franco
Wizard, Writer, Spirit Mansion Acquisitor