Departing the Plane Plane

Good afternoon, mortals! Thank ye for joining us last night—such wondrous delights, & such a cheerfully boisterous audience! If ye missed our voyage through subconceptual space—if ye missed our jaunty forays into etymology—if ye missed the Legendary Adventures of Pontius Pilate—head to the replay, right here!

& if ye are near the “down-towne” region of Los Angeles tonight, be sure to attend the premiere of Lux & Michael Burns’ new documentary “Leave a Comment!” Tickets are available here; be sure to whisper the secret shibboleth, “KILLTHECOMPUTER,” into the purchasing machine, for a discount.

Early in the broadcast, ye heard our pilot (Pontius) announce that children on a lower deck had been loosed by Mungo Jerry; & at the end of the broadcast, ye may have believed ye heard Summersbane capturing some of those children, & eating them, & using their minerals to refresh his form—not unlike his former paramour, the Lady Bathory.

I wish to reassure ye: he did indeed do that. His form is strong enow to weather the coming Summer, thanks to their sacrifice.

The children’s souls were, of course, captured gently; separated in a whirling sepulchfuge; & they were then provided with free castings of Rh’llor’s Re-Embodiment, which is a 10th-level spell. A serviced valued at no less than 10,000 gold pieces, plus gems worth at least 1,000 gold pieces, plus the tanned hide of a murderer.

The children were then delivered safely to their parents’ waiting arms. A win for all!

Thank ye for reading—& thank ye to the growing cadre of generous mortals who can & do support our works here with coin!

I shall write ye Monday with fresh art, & a disquisition on the nature of magick. ‘Til then—be safe, be well, & remember, those spelljammer tickets are non-refundable…

Cheers,
Amœnus Franco
Wizard, Writer, Not An Accessory To Murder Because They Are Alive Again