The Jinxsaw Loneliness Epidemic

Good even, mortals! Thank ye for joining us last night—what a moving show! If ye missed the redemption of Jinxsaw—if ye missed a thorough discussion of the traps guarding the Holy Grail—if ye missed a trio of clever James Bond riddles—head to the replay, right here!

A Partial Inventory of Jinxsaw’s Victims

As mentioned last night, Jinxsaw is a serial killer, & also, our friend. Some mortals wished to know more about the deadly side of Jinxsaw. Please enjoy some highlights from his career:

Jorgen Billidish—taught investing to a previously-uncontacted tribe of gnomes, thus ruining their culture for all time. Slain by a trap full of molten dollar bills.

Habermas Pankrator—an evil serial killer, who strangled beloved wrestlers & kept their leotards as trophies. This was from a period when Jinxsaw decided to “try the Dexter deal.” Slain by a folding chair.

Elon Musk—case of mistaken identity. This Elon Musk was a school-teacher who had a wife & children. Not Jinxsaw’s best moment, frankly. Slain by a rocket trap full of conflict gems.

Longbeard Shortbeard—ruthless pirate captain, stole several precious Funko Pop™ figurines from Jinxsaw’s lair. Slain in a duel with cutlasses, as seen in Jinxsaw III: The Barbarous Coast.

Osama bin Laden—ye read that correctly, Jinxsaw actually slew Osama bin Laden. Those Navy SEALs stole the credit! Slain by an elaborate trap involving a trail of manga & Doritos™ chips, which lured Osama into a big scale reproduction of the twin towers, where he turned around just in time to see a scale model plane flying at his head.

Thank ye for reading—& thank ye to the growing cadre of generous mortals who can & do support our works here with coin!

I shall write ye Monday with fresh art & a tale. ‘Til then—be safe, be well, & if ye receive any envelopes from Jinxsaw…do not open them.

Cheers,
Amœnus Franco
Wizard, Writer, Jinxsaw Escapee