The Frightening Mr. Autumnus

Good evening, mortals! Thank ye for joining us last night—I hope the revelations about Mr. Autumus were not too unsettling. If ye missed V. Butler & Linukili ascending to the Heavens—the banishment of the Spectre of the Theatre down to the Hells—& an unsettling public service announcement from the personification of all billionaires—head to the replay, right here!

Mr. Autumnus revealed last night, that he has been following us e’er since his betrayal back in episode #272. It seems he possesses the power of invisibility, & may not need to eat nor drink. We entertained him after the show, but it felt a bit like entertaining a tiger.

He toyed with us, this foul Mr. Autumnus. He insisted on appearing in next week’s season finale, for reasons we could not guess.

Please, look not into his hollow eyes. Draw not his gaze. Avoid his attentions at all costs.

Mr. Autumnus is not to be trusted. Mr. Autumnus is to be feared.

Thank ye for reading—& thank ye to the growing cadre of generous mortals who can & do support our works here with coin!

Ye still have six more days to attempt to earn a Season VII No-Prize! For more details, review this past Wednesday’s edition!

I shall write ye Monday with a fresh art & a tale! ‘Til then—be safe, be well, & I hope ye avoid the Spectre of the Theatre…

Cheers,
Amœnus Franco
Wizard, Writer, Autumnuphobic