Tying up Loose Ends

MORTALS—this season’s journey nears its end. We stand within sight of the Shattered Empire’s far Western shore—but we dare not leave without tying up our LOOSE ENDS! Any unrepaid slights—dangling cliffhangers—missing friends or evasive villains, we shall sew neatly into a beautiful tapestry! Be there Friday 8PT & weave with us our LOOSE ENDS!

ANNOUNCING
The Season VII No-Prize!

Next week, when #300 we reach, this sojourn across the Shattered Empire will total 43 evenings—43 hours of adventure, & magick, & strangeness! & though we shall gather as many loose ends as we can in our grand narrative loom, undoubtedly, there shall be PLOT HOLES.

We traversed an entire world—warred with the foul Billiens—met any number of Elves, Dwarves, peasants, con artists, Alchemical Individuals, gods, & Mr. Neelix. Somewhere, along the way, no doubt, the sheer amount of magick flinging about must have caused at least one or two ruptures in the normal flow of reality.

If ye noticed a plot hole—a canon contradiction—any unexplained anomalies in the normal nature of time—then leave a comment upon this edition of the Scriptorium describing what ye observed, & ye shall win a NO-PRIZE! A custom bit of art, on a Certificatum Officialis, sent directly to thee via electrified mailing.

All readers & kind beings are eligible to earn a No-Prize. No restrictions on number of entries. Certficata may or may not contain any number of curses, hexes, bindings, mind-washing instructions, &c. Prize not valid in the States of West Carolina, Michitony, Nevervada, nor Ultima Hawai’i.

Thank ye for reading—& thank ye to the growing cadre of generous mortals who can & do support our works here with coin!

I hope ye shall join us Friday to wrap up our LOOSE ENDS! I shall write ye again Saturday afternoon, after which I presume we shall be the most narratively complete talk show in all history. ‘Til then—be safe, be well, & good luck earning a No-Prize…

Cheers,
Amoenus Franco
Wizard, Writer, Plot Hole Sealer