Some Enhaunted Evening

Wednesday’s greetings, mortals! This Friday at 8PT, we begin our journey through the Samhaim-Realm on SOME ENHAUNTED EVENING! Summersbane & I have battled & bested ghosts before, but can we overcome them on their own turf? Find out with us Friday at 8PT on SOME ENHAUNTED EVENING!

On our first few days within this Samhain-Realm, already we have observed many things mirabile terribileque visu:

Samhain-Realm Observations

A Few Sights from Inside the Woe-Form

• Many warped bones, of hideous shapes & sizes

• Brochures for an up-coming data-center project, from a company called “SamhAIn”

• Cyclists without helmets

• Skate-boarders without helmets

• Helmets without heads

• A small tele-vision, replaying only eternally a static-filled loop of Bugs Bunny’s 1943 propaganda piece, “Tokio Jokio”

• A scare-crow kissing a crow-crow

• Signs with gas prices from 1973

• Signs with gas prices from 2033

• Signs with blood prices from 2034

• The shade of Robin Williams, stuck in a cage, jabbed by devils whenever he does an accent he ought not to

• A stand selling sugar-free maggots

• A spectral juke-box, which plays normal songs from the world, but replaces all adjectives with “scary;” ‘tis not particularly scary, but ‘tis quite grating

• Peter Thiel, in the flesh, who seems to be here on vacation

Chilling, no? & if ye missed Monday’s edition, ‘twas the October forecast! Be sure to head back & absorb its prophecies.

Thank ye for reading—& thank ye to the growing cadre of generous mortals who can & do support our works here with coin!

I hope ye shall join us this Friday for SOME ENHAUNTED EVENING! I shall write ye again Saturday afternoon, assuming the haunting ends. ‘Til then—be safe, be well, & may ye not encounter Peter Thiel as we did…

Cheers,
Amoenus Franco
Wizard, Writer, Haunt Experiencer