Notes from the Library

What a marvelous night! Our incredible guest, the human demon-recruiter Tony Sly (aka, Ricardo Feliciano) brought such wondrous laughs & wisdom! We learned the process of becoming a demon (internship required), of how to ace an interview (a complex issue of complexion), of Tony’s own resume (three-time Supreme Courtist!), & I feel as if we could have spoken with him for an entire additional hour. Be sure to examine carefully his podcast Public Library Rocks! And, if ye missed the episode or wish to relive the revelry, ye can do so right here!

In addition to our delightful time with Tony, & our DOUBLE-HOEDOWN, we also explored the vast catalogue of the LIBRARY OF THE ABYSS! We could only air a small selection of the trove, but as we left for the night, I snagged a rack from their card catalogue. Below, please find a listing of enticing titles, unavailable in thy tepid mortal plane, which await ye on these Abyssal shelves:

Abyssal Library Card Catalog, Selections From:

• The Bible — by actual God

• I Am Evil, & So Can You — by Soren Summersbane; read by the author

• If I Did It — by Osama bin Laden, from a dimension where he was a famous football player accused of doing 9/11

• Etch-a-Sketch: Challenges & Opportunities — by Danny Trejo

• The Invisible Man — by Sue Storm

• Meditations, Little Mama — collection of Stoic reflections & reminders by Elvis, Roman Emperor

• Dennis Reynolds: An Erotic Life — autobiography, read by the author

• Adobe PhotoShop Elements: Advanced Skills & Tips — by Barack Obama

• Horton Hears a Racist — by Dr. Seuss, from a dimension where he did not do all that WWII stuff

• If I Did It — by OJ Simpson, from a dimension where he was a violent extremist accused of liking American football

• The Silmarillion — as read by Orson Welles

• The Winearillion — as drank by Orson Welles

• Grays, Anatomy — a book of gray alien anatomy by Dr. Hillary Clinton, from a dimension too cool to describe

• Internal Revenue Code, United States of Boobmerica, 1977 edition — dry reference manual of tax code, from a dimension where America was instead named for an Italian called “Boobmerigo Vespussy”

• Cave of the Deal — by Evil Caveman Tum

• Me Struggle — by Evilest Caveman Tum

• Snagglepuss Presents #4: Romeo & Juliet (Abridged)

• I Kissed an Alien & Married Her Emperor — by Alex Jones, from a dimension where he is crazy but in a harmlessly fun way

• Summersbane Saga, Books 1-4 — by Soren Summersbane; read by the author

• Sex Trek: The Sex Generation, Book #7, “Measure of a Man” - Read by Michael Dorn

O, how I wish ye could peruse that library, mortals! It would mean that ye had been cast into the Demonweb, wandering its endless misty halls & chambers for a monstrous eternity…but the books! Imagine! Alas. At any rate, thank ye to the magnificent crowd who joined us live last night, thank ye to all who read these missives, & thank ye to those who can & do share $5 monthly in support of our works!

I shall write ye again come Monday, with fresh art & a new tale. Until then, be safe, be well, & freshen up those resumes for when Tony comes a-calling. “Secretary of the Church” shan’t hire itself!

Cheers,
Amoenus Franco
Wizard, Writer, Library Card-Carrying Communist