InfoHogs

Tuesday looms, gloomily—but regardless of whether America’s voters choose to back the Nazi putsch, next Wednesday, INFOWARS HEADS TO AUCTION! Every rotten piece of Alex Jones’ evil little fiefdom, down to the last stinking chair, all out of his reach! Rare, on the mortal plane, is the chance to exact true vengeance upon villains. But here, I present, a possible future, should Summersbane & I raise enough capital to sweep the auction! We shall reap the genetic information from the mics, seats, & so forth, to craft a farm exporting “brainless long pig specials.” Could be worth it, ne?

If ye wish a refresher on the best ways to vote, consult once again our handy guide! & if ye wish for someplace safe to observe the results, tune into our channel Tuesday evening, starting at 7PM Pacific, for a special DOOM ROOM ELECTION BROADCAST.

We thank all who read our dispatches, join us in the “chatting-rooms,” & we thank especial all who support our works—whether by sending of bits, tips, or the wise upgradors who generously support us directly here in the Scriptorium.

I shall write ye Wednesday with news of our coming episode—expect that missive a bit later than usual, depending on how Tuesday night goes. ‘Til then—be safe, be well, & consider acting a healthy portion of InfoHog to thy diet!

Cheers,
Amoenus Franco
Wizard, Writer, Anxious Vote-Watcher