Imperial Economic Synod

A harrowing Wednesday’s greetings, mortals! This Friday, we present an event few mortals e’er witness! Once each year, at the ruined citadel Crundelwic, ghosts gather to re-enact the IMPERIAL ECONOMIC SYNOD. For centuries, at the height of the Shattered Empire, tycoons, tyrants, & business-brained toddlers flocked to Crundelwic to babble & plot; & many fore’er roam these stones, cursèd by greed, pontificating in un-life. Friday at 8PT, witness the terrifying IMPERIAL ECONOMIC SYNOD!

The confluence runs for a full tenday, & features hundreds of hollow-hearted blatherskites. Friday we shall witness merely the closing ritual, & suffer through only a handful of spectral speakers; below, find a selection of some of the other ghastly guests from earlier in the Synod:

Speakers at Crundelwic Eternally Include:

• Sibyl Aureocla—Futurist
  Opening Keynote, “The Empire Eternal”

• Rufus Russo—Princeps Imperialis
  Hypocritical Lecture on Entitlement

• A wolf—A wolf
  Traditional Eating of a Peasant (Recurs Daily)

• Orestes Mammonides—Rich Man
  One-Person Panel, “Being Richer Than Thou”

• Olof the Red—Founder, Wicingas Systems
  Keynote, “Leading the Charge: Killing without Compromising Mentorship”

• Thrandwë—Elf-King
  Token Leftist (10-Minute Maximum)

• Phillipa Hastings Phillips—of Peasants Helping Peasants
  Sales Presentation, “Life After the Alchemical Individual”

• Churl Grumbrung—Hoard Investor
  600 Minutes of Counting Coins, Gems, & Slaves

Thank ye for reading, mortals! & thank ye extra-much to the generous mortals who can & do support our works here with coin!

I hope ye shall join us Friday for some spiteful retrospection as we witness the ghost of the IMPERIAL ECONOMIC SYNOD! ‘Til then—be safe, be well, & grant the Wargs no quarter…

Cheers,
Amœnus Franco
Wizard, Writer, Presenting a Keynote on Finding Keys without a Note