Circling Back RE: Village Co-Op

Dry Saturday, mortals! We stayed late into the night, unexpectedly, after the show with our new mentors, Phillipa & A.I.! They were so generous, & baffling, & delightful, & grifted us so intensely, that we could not help but love them. If ye missed our powerful coaching session, & the many-many songs therein, access the replay here, instanter!

We entered the town determined to find foes, but instead, found friends & OPPORTUNITY. We also found, a Billien indeed visited the town, & spread its horrid contagion therein—THAT ONE, ‘TIS ‘PON US, COACH. We hope, howe’er, through our reverse coaching (patent pending, courses available) that we instilled in Philippa the power to overcome Business Brain & return to a more anarchist mode of living…perhaps.

Aye, the “Alchemical Individual” attempted to spread the gospel of the wretched Patrick Bet-David, but I think mightily of our audience, & I hope none were swayed by quotes like “YES” et “NO” et “Big Thinkers smell & read other Big Thinkers,” which are all tragically-real quotes by Patrick Bet-David.

But through it all, despite the affliction of Business Brain, a sense of community shone through! Philippa Hastings Phillips, though she yearned for ShEO-ship, revealed that all the major events in her community took place AS a community. They united, overthrew the overlord, then sadly ceded their power to this “Alchemical Individual.” Summersbane & I defeated it with business logic, for a time…but who can say how Quaint Village LLC. will develop from here? ‘Tis up to the brave peasants, & their enormous stacks of worthless lead ingots.

Thank ye for reading, mortals! & thank ye especial to the generous mortals who can & do supply us with sacks of adamant to support our works here! & we thank extry-extry-especially all who supported us last night, & of course, to our neighbors on the lonely Shattered Empire road, who took us in & helped us out after we suffered the tragic Geyser of the Gods. Which we overcame, for we are now, MAGISTERS OF THE TIDES.

I shall write ye Monday with fresh art & a tale—’til then, be safe, be well, & DRINK NOT THE BLEWE PHYSICK

Cheers,
Amœnus Franco
Wizard, Writer, Purpose-Driven Mage-Owner of a Small Start-Up Coven Looking to Expand