Wizardly Value Convenience

An incredible night of dating, docentry, & delights! We survived La Galerie Abyssale, rejoiced in ART, & collected vast barrels of BLOOD. If ye missed out, & would like to exchange blood for art, ingest the replay right here!

To see our wonderful guest Emily’s art, follow over here! & please, should ye be so lucky as to wind up on a date with Cynthia, ask her a question. ANY QUESTION.

In the meantime…the Full Moon rises! Find below some rites & ideas to make the most of Mahina’s glory:

Full Moon Magery, July 2024

• ‘TIs a perfect time to recharge crystals, wands, & lawnmower batteries. To do so, hold the vessel or item up to the Moon, & whisper dreams. Except the lawnmower battery, which will require electricity.

• Full of doubts & anxieties? Shout them at the Moon! She cannot fix them for ye, but she will listen patiently to every word.

• Full of prides & happinesses? Shout them at the Moon also! Everyone else is bringing her down.

• If ye are a werewolf, thank ye for staying home tonight. If ye are a werebimbo, nothing will stop ye from going out tonight, but remember to recharge thy phone first (see item #1).

• Cast a circle of pebbles, & walk thrice widdershins round it, while thinking of what ye want the most. This will not attain it for ye, but ye shall get to walk for a while in the Moonlight, which is a nice time to have.

• Leprechauns will be out in force, looking to make deals. Clurichauns will also be out, looking to make steals. Know the difference before ye agree: the clurichaun will be the drunk one.

• Lastly, note that all Lunar rituals & rites are best performed skyclad, if ye have a tall fence, live in a remote hut, or wish to be arrested.

I hope these are of use tonight, mortals! If so, please tell a friend, & tell the Moon. Thank ye to all who read these dispatches, to the lively folk who watched our show last night, & we especially thank all those who can & do send $5 monthly to support our works!

I shall write ye again Monday, with the first installment of Summersbane’s latest adventure! Until then, be safe, be well, & be Moon.

Cheers,
Amoenus Franco
Wizard, Writer, Skyclad