Wizardly Valentines + Knavish Cupidity!

HAPPY VALENTINE’S DAY, mortals! This week, Cynthia returns FOR REAL, plus we have the one, the only, CUPID! Learn the lore of love with us! What joy awaits—but in the meantime, let us jump to why ye opened this: THE VALENTINES!

Printable versions are linked after the pictures—choose from Cynthia Weatherwax, Cutie Berry the Tír na nÓg Faerie, myself, or Soren Summersbane!

To print & give to a sweetheart, simply click here for: Cynthia’s, Cutie Berry’s, my one, & Summersbane’s.

Or, ye could save on ink, & simply send this post to them instead! FOUR VALENTINES AT ONCE—quadruple the power of the typical mortal gesture! Thy paramour shall be QUIVERING WITH ADORATION!

& if ye have no one to give a Valentine to this year, well, I hope ye take the time to give one to thyself. Say something nice in the mirror, at least—ye deserve it.

I must away, to prepare an alimony cheque for my ex-wife Titania (Queen of the Faeries). She stipulated in our divorce arrangement that the alimony should be due on the most painful day of every month—thus, in February, St. Valentine’s. In April, Fool’s Day. & in October, she chooses the 4th, which is of course the Day of Peace & Reconciliation (Mozambique).

I hope to see ye at the show Friday, & ye should expect another missive from me come Saturday morning!

Me ke aloha,
Amoenus Franco
Wizard, Charming, Handsome