Witching Through It

Another wit-wilting Wednesday dawns, mortals—but, lo! Hope on the horizon! For this Friday, Cynthia Weatherwax & I shall be WITCHING THROUGH IT. With Summersbane off on necromantic errands, & the world continuing to bash us all about, we shall summon forth as much magickal power as we can—& also, PADDY O’LEFTY, the Anti-Imperialist Leprechaun! Be there, Friday at 8PT!

I recently ventured into forgotten catacombs ‘neath Menlo Park, seeking some way to halt the ascent of the wretched EARL ZUCKERBERG. Always he hath knelt to power & hatred, fueled by a loathing of mortalkind; but of late, his very mouth seems to foam with hubris.

I found there an ancient & terrible statue, depicting some far ancestor of our modern meta-menace! Immediately I set to work, adorning the chamber with runic incantations, laying a circle, & working to DRAW DOWN THE MAGNATE. He must be dragged back to Earth, & back into the mortal sphere that spawned him—this may be the key to his defeat! That, or unionization in combination with the collapse of the “AI” gingerbread house. Could be either! One surely shall work.

Time will tell how this artless archon falls, but fall he shall…in the meantime, thank ye for reading! Thank ye to all who share these works with others! & an extra shrineful of thanks to those who can & do spare $5 monthly to support the Scriptorium directly!

I hope ye shall join us Friday while we busy ourselves WITCHING THROUGH IT! I shall write ye Saturday morn with an after-show report, & some fresh lore. ‘Til then—be safe, be well, & CONFOUND THE OLIGARCHY!

Cheers,
Amoenus Franco
Wizard, Writer, Bay Æromancer