Welcome to St. Harlequin's University!

MORTALS—tarry no longer, ye be late for class at SAINT HARLEQUIN’S UNIVERSITY! Join us Friday 8PT as we resume our travels across the Shattered Empire—by meeting with an esteemed Professor (H_DUBB) at an esteemed university! We shall learn how academia works after the Empire’s fall, deliver a classic monologue, & possibly sing a song or two. So enroll with us Friday at SAINT HARLEQUIN’S UNIVERSITY!

& for those erudite elite who would like to continue their educations beyond our visit on Friday, please fill out the St. Harlequin’s Continuing Education Application:

St. Harlequin’s University
“Blatio ergo Doceo”

Thank you for your interest in St. Harlequin’s! Learning is a lifelong journey, & we are excited to be part of yours. Please fill out the following form, & return it to the same docent or barfly who told you about our Adult Learner program.

• LEGAL NAME:

• PREFERRED NAME:

• ILLEGAL NAME:

• FAVORITE PRONOUNS (E.G. “WHOM” OR “LATTER”):

• ETHNICITY, AGREE OR DISAGREE?:

• CITIZENSHIP ATTITUDE:

• SIBLINGS:

• SIBLINGS’ CREDIT SCORES:

• PLEASE LIST ONE OR MORE EDUCATIONS YOU HAVE HAD:
  

• PLEASE LIST ONE OR MORE EDUCATIONS YOU WOULD LIKE TO HAVE HAD:
  

• PREFERRED CAMPUS ACTIVITY (REAL):

• PREFERRED CAMPUS ACTIVITY (IMAGINED):

• MAJOR DAMAGE:

• MINOR QUIBBLE:

• PLEASE WRITE A SHORT ESSAY ABOUT JUST WHO DO YOU THINK YOU ARE, MISTER?:
  
  

• AND ONE ESSAY ABOUT JUST WHERE THE HELL YOU GET OFF?:
  
  

Thanks for applying! Your application has been automatically approved. Please remember to bring a red nose, some makeup, oversized pants and/or shoes, & a bindle of all your belongings with you when you arrive.

Thank ye for reading, mortals! & thank ye to all who support our works here with coin!

Do ye look as eagerly forward to our time at SAINT HARLEQUIN’S UNIVERSITY as I do? I hope we all end up in the same dormitorium! I declare DIBS on the TOP BUNK. ‘Til then—be safe, be well, & remember, the textbooks are where they get ya…

Cheers,
Amœnus Franco
Wizard, Writer, RA (Resident Arcanist)