We, Arrakis' Fools

Hail, mortals, upon a salient Saturday! Thank ye ETERNALLY to the wonderous assembly who attended our show last night & helped make it so merrie. Between the disastrous palantír-embracing, the MEGA MONOLOGUE, & the botched assassination, we truly all crafted a night to remember. If ye missed out, or wish to relive the revelry, catch the replay right here!

BELOW—sadly, despite our lofty perch in Hell, tariffs find their way to us. Find our list of tariffs, & justifications, as follows:

Tariff Schedule, Year of Hell 2025

• 60%—Reciprocal, imports from United States (bigotry, garlic)

• 0%—Smart, imports from People’s Republic of China (souls)

• 0%—Smart, imports from Taiwan (semiconducting amulets)

• 50%—Protectionist, Isle of Avalon (helps domestic apple production)

• 59%—Spiteful, Tír na nÓg (revenge for alimony)

• 12%—Reciprocal, Alaric’s house (dude charged for ale at party)

• 79%—American, Demi-Plane of Cynosure (uninhabited, no tariffs)

• 10%—Anticipatory, Unified Republic of Ireland (coming soon)

Thank ye for reading, mortals! I hope our tariff programme impedes thy trade not overmuch. & tariffs or no, we must thank profusely the growing horde of generous & kind mortals, who can & do support our works here with coin!

I shall write ye Monday with fresh art & a fresh tale; I adventure more than usual of late, finding inspiration in every Hellish corner. ‘Til then—be safe, be well, & TOUCH NOT THE ORB. THE ORB, A PRANK

Cheers,
Amœnus Franco
Wizard, Writer, Arrakis Fooled