Was Anybody Out There?

Good afternoon, mortals! Thank ye for joining me last night—if ye joined me? If the show happened? The longer we tarry in the Samhain-realm, the less-sure I am of anything…

If ye missed my unsettling encounter with a Summersbanegänger—if ye missed the most in-depth monologue in talk show history—if ye missed a cruel & taunting musical number by Jables the Metal Gremlin & Adam Samhaindler—behold the replay, right here!

I hope I am able to re-unite with the real Summersbane soon…I fear I shall not survive the Samhain-realm alone.

PLUS—as promised, I flogged several InstaGoblins into swiftly editing & publishing a sponsor video from last night! Ye demanded it, & they suffered miserably to please ye. Let their sacrifices not be in vain! This targeted legal advertisement for Katie Zacharia is now on You-Tube & all of our other so-called “social media”:

Thank ye for reading—& thank ye to the growing cadre of generous mortals who can & do support our works here with coin!

I shall write ye Monday with fresh art & a tale. ‘Til then—be safe, be well, & polish those Press Secretary résumés…

Cheers,
Amœnus Franco
Wizard, Writer, Existent?