Una Noche Sosegada

Evening’s greetings, mortals! As our Sleepy Time Tea™ wears off, we awaken, rested & contented. We spent a wonderful night in the company of “Miguel Caliente,” the suavest, most virginal gigolo—a night we shall not soon forget. If ye missed our interview with Miguel y Michael—if ye missed the special appearances by Breeze Windwood—if ye missed the exhortation from the R.A.I.N.—saunter saucily to the replay, right here!

In that interview, we learned so much—what women truly want, which shows are on the Ringer™ Podcast Network, Jean Smart’s bed length. Some of the revelations, however, raised more questions than they answered:

Lingering Questions about Miguel Caliente

• If Michael truly died in that swimmin’ hole, then who is Miguel really?

• Is the “Michael” we know & love, the real Michael? Or some echo of Michael? A memory of Michael, re-enacted by Miguel?

• Why does Miguel only activate on Valentine’s Day Weekend & 9/11 Weekend?

• Could he switch weekends?

• Which other weekend would he want instead of 9/11?

• What does Michael think happened on 9/11?

• What was Miguel doing on that plane?

• What does Jean Smart like for breakfast?

• Where does Miguel buy his melatonin?

• Is there any show on the Ringer™ Podcast Network that Miguel does not enjoy?

• Who recommended Miguel’s restful services to Jean Smart?

• Does Jean Smart need someone else for the other 50 weekends of the year?

• What is Jean Smart’s phone number?

• Is Michael also a virgin, or only Miguel?

• Does Michael remember being dead?

• What are Miguel’s thoughts on deep-dish “pizza?”

Shall we e’er receive the answers we seek? Time will tell…

Thank ye for reading, mortals! & we thank humbly all those who support our works here with coin!

I shall write ye Monday with a missive celebrating SUMMERSBANE’S BIRTHDAY! ‘Til then—be safe, be well, & be loved…

Cheers,
Amœnus Franco
Wizard, Writer, R.A.I.N. Admirer