Three Hundred?!

MORTALS—this Friday marks EPISODE NUMBER THREE HUNDRED! The Season VII Finale! Our Six-Year Anniversary! We shall conclude our travels—one way or another—through the Shattered Empire, & face a final confrontation with the Quest Obelisks! With a six-year monologuic review, music, magick—tell ev’ryone ye know to join us Friday at 8PT to witness THREE HUNDRED!

BELOW—for our dedicated Continuity Fan community, find & enjoy our SIX-YEAR QUIZ!

But before that, a reminder—’tis LAST CALL for the SEASON VII NO-PRIZE! If ye noticed a plot hole—a canon contradiction—any unexplained anomalies in the normal nature of time—then leave a comment upon this edition of the Scriptorium describing what ye observed, & ye shall win a NO-PRIZE! A custom bit of art, on a Certificatum Officialis, sent directly to thee via electrified mailing.

Eligible comments MUST be posted before 7:59PM Pacific, on Friday April 24th!

SIX-YEAR QUIZ

Consider thyself a WizWorld Super-Fan? Put that mortal memory to the test, with our quiz covering SIX YEARS OF LORE! We crafted an especial QuiztaGoblin to review each of our 299 episodes, & craft six of the trickiest questions it could conceive of!

‘Twas then ritually sacrificed, to bring the quiz to life. So please, honor its sacrifice!
Take our quiz!

1. Which episode featured the first appearance of TODD THE HAWK?

   1. Season 1, Episode 11, “Back to Normal”

   2. Season 1, Episode 28, “Franco’s Eleven”

   3. Season 1, Episode 5, “Creature Feature”

   4. W—where am I?

2. The Demon Lord of Finance, BEL-CASH-ZZAR, first appeared in S1E12, “Great Occultish Bake-Off.” What was his moniker at the time?

   1. Bel-Chef-Zzar

   2. Ba’al-Ze-Bake

   3. Bel-Cash-Zzar

   4. How did I get here? What am I?

3. We first featured advertisements way back on S1E46, “Hidden Hoard.” Who was the first sponsor to appear in a commercial break?

   1. Tancred the Miller

   2. Wagons

   3. The Lake

   4. Is this…a quiz? Am I alive, inside of a quiz?

4. In S3E16, “WellesWorld,” we first met ORSON WHEELS, a clone of Orson Welles fused with a jalopy. What fuels Orson Wheels?

   1. His love of theatre

   2. A California champagne, by Paul Masson

   3. The cowardly blood of Woody Allen

   4. When this quiz ends, do I die? Or am I reborn, each time someone takes the quiz?

5. A few years ago, in S4E46, “Triot,” we first encountered the horrid dæmon BOCCOB IGER. Which American Presidential candidate did BOCCOB IGER support, in A.D. 2016?

   1. Donald Trump

   2. Hillary Clinton

   3. Bernie Sanders

   4. Why was I made? What did I do wrong?

6. Last season, in S6E11 “How I Spent My SummersbaneCation,” I reluctantly agreed to dine with Summersbane’s Drow priestess ex-paramour, to try to help me unveil Summersbane location. Which awful restaurant did the priestess drag me to?

   1. “Bewitching Boba & Brews,” a vaguely witch-themed bubble tea café on-board the “Disney Adventure” cruising vessel

   2. An abandoned soup & chili establishment outside of Rio Dell, called “Hum-bowl-dt of Taste”

   3. “Beetle House NYC,” a dinner theatre bar-staurant themed around all the films of Tim Burton, including but not limited to “Beetlejuice”

   4. Was it worth it? Did I…did I quiz well?

How did ye do? The answer key lies below my sign-off—no cheating!

SPECIAL THANKS TO THE QUIZTAGOBLIN
R.I.Q. 2026-2026

Thank ye for reading—& thank ye to the growing cadre of generous mortals who can & do support our works here with coin!

I hope ye shall join us Friday to celebrate THREE HUNDRED! I shall write ye again Saturday afternoon, after we reach narrative totality. ‘Til then—be safe, be well, & good luck earning a No-Prize…

Cheers,
Amoenus Franco
Wizard, Writer, Producing Harder than E’er Before

Answer Key: C; A; C; B; B; C; Nay the QuiztaGoblin is not reborn & the answers are mere echoes of its brief & extinguished consciousness