This Weekend—Kearney!

Wednesday’s greetings, mortals! This Friday at 8PT, join us behind the scenes of the KEARNEY RENAISSANCE FAIRE! HUZZAH, we return once more to the heartlands of California’s Central Valley, transmuted into the time of King Henry VIII—& as an especial treat in our usual time-slot, enjoy our behind-the-scenes tour! Will there be slightly more light? Jester Jeff? Idle pirates?! Find out with us Friday BEHIND THE SCENES!

Also, if ye be holding onto any questions or inquiries about Renaissane faires & festivals, Friday’s broadcast shall be the perfect time to ask!

We are, I am unafraid to admit, still somewhat weary from our voyage to the Fight Opera, & the notion of heading back out ‘pon the lonely roads, ‘t does daunt. We are employing the following recovery methods:

• Slumber

• Superhydration

• Crafting & re-checking packing lists

• Idle rumination

• Active rumination

• Passive superannuation

• Route-planning

• Baking

• Raking

• Empire-unmaking

• Dithering on packing

• Feasting on the vegan substitutes for the hearts of our enemies

• Oil baths

• Complaining to the winds

• Bouts of healthsome panic

A delight it shall be to return to this lovely faire! The faire runs Saturday & Sunday, the 14th & 15th, in Kearney Park, near Fresno. Ye may secure tickets here!

Thank ye for reading—& thank ye to the growing cadre of generous mortals who can & do support our works here with coin!

I hope ye shall join us this Friday at 8PT for our BEHIND THE SCENES broadcast! I shall write ye again Saturday evening, with images & memories from the first day of the faire. ‘Til then—be safe, be well, & pray for our travel stamina…

Cheers,
Amoenus Franco
Wizard, Writer, Kearney-Bound