The Post-Show Recap Committee

Good evening to ye, mortals! The Post-Show Recap Committee has published the findings of their ad hoc investigatory panel, & determined that the show was DELIGHTFUL. If ye missed out on the singing, the detailed discussion of sociocracy, or the surprising details of Summersbane’s party attire, form a working group to watch the replay!

At the peasant commune’s Lughnasadh gathering after the show, a delegation from the ConjMune (conjuror’s commune) visited for a time! He asked us to pass along some tips for any mortals looking to join:

The ConjMune’s Guide for New Residents

SO—ye have chosen LIBERTY & WIZARDRY! Welcome, new conjmrade. This pamphlet contains a few pointers to help ye settle in.

• If ye have no experience with magick, please refrain from casting Fireball or Geas or Flesh to Stone or Wish or Guise of the Yak-Man, until ye have completed one of our free wizardry training courses.

• Guns are permitted, but only as decoration. Please note that gunpowder will not function within the bounds of the ConjMune, due to one of the many mythals covering the area.

• Communal meals are provided freely at the ConjMune Central Tower. Please provide any dietary restrictions to the chefmonculus before dining.

• Communal skeletons are provided freely at the ConjMune Necromantic Annex Barn. Please provide thine own rubies to use as eyes.

• Killing of spiders is strictly prohibited, as they may be neighbors who have cast Alain’s Arancho-Form.

• Flame is red? Kills ye dead. Flame is green? There is treasure to be seen!

• No pets, unless ye agree to endow them with the power of speech & let them decide whether to continue living with ye.

• Merlin, Elminster, & Rochelle Zimmerman reside here, but please treat them as ye would any other neighbor. All are equals on the ConjMune!

• Harry Potter also resides here, but please note that he cannot discuss the details of his ongoing litigation against J.K. Rowling for abuse & distortion of his life story.

• Thulsa Doom used to live here, but is not permitted on the grounds. Anyone bringing him in as a visitor will be subject to the Ultimate Sanction (latrine duty).

• No loud chanting after 10PM.

If ye have any questions, please feel free to ask any neighbor! New Resident Welcoming ceremonies take place each fortnight, & a goblin will soon come by to drop off thy “Getting Started” package. Please be not alarmed by seeing a goblin, & thank ye for choosing to affiliate with us here at the ConjMune!

Thank ye for reading, mortals! & thank ye especial to the generous mortals who can & do supply us with sacks of adamant to support our works here!

I shall write ye Monday with fresh art & a tale—’til then, be safe, be well, & remember to wait for a quorum before deciding whether to take out the trash…

Cheers,
Amœnus Franco
Wizard, Writer, ConjMune-Curious