The Pentagram Papers

Moon-day’s greetings, mortals! In a fit of patriotic fervor, inspired by the looming “250th Anniversary” of these blighted, United States, I conducted some light treason.

Deep in the Cali-catacombs, beneath Whittier, I sought a small cache of scrolls—signed by the dread mage-lord Nixon, in his inky-smooth blood. They contain secrets & mysteries, twelve-fold-deep, which drip right to the shadowed heart of this shade-groomed nation.

Mayhaps, with the grisly details contained within these papers, exposed to light, the America shall right itself? Wield the papers as a blunt club against those who would enslave them?

Well—at any rate, I seized the scrolls, with the aid of Hunter S. Pixieson. Helpful little fellow, that one! Though he seemed awash in dusts—both pixie & otherwise—his perspective I still valued, highly.

Who ordered the cover-up? What do they wish to hide? Why ought we obey?

All good questions—& all with answers in these Pentagram Papers. Will ye read them?

May I pass ye, Page One?

Thank ye for reading! & we humbly thank that growing clan of mortals who can & do support our works here with coin! GRATIAS!

I shall write ye come Wednesday with news of our next episode! Til then: be safe, be well, & may ye resist the rehabilitation efforts around…RICHARD M. NIXON.

Cheers,
Amœnus Franco
Wizard, Writer, Nixon-Negatory