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DATELINE: SATURDAY—Greetings, mortals, & thank ye for helping us greet Cynthia with such warmth & welcome! If ye missed out on the pop discourse, the revelations about Dubai chocolate, the sentimental sermons about the purpose of journalism—pick up a copy of the replay, right here!
Below, find the already-cherished, well-rehearsed, unforgettable theme to Cynthia’s new segment, “Ah, Jeez!’ Then further below, the official flyer for this year’s Idyllwild Renaissance Faire! ‘Tis the faire that gave us our rennie start, & we cannot wait to return!
INTRO THEME
Ah Jeez, Ah Jeez, Ah Jeez, Ah Jeeeeez
I can't believe the news this week, oh man
I've heard some crazy stories
They make me, say "Ah Jeez,"
I wish I lived in a better kind of world
And then when I looked upon,
The headlines that I have saw,
I have to ask myself, "Oh, Ah Jeez?"
Ah Jeez, Ah Jeez, Ah Jeez, Ah Jeeeeez
Oh Cynthia, please get your man
END REPRISE
Ah Jeez, Ah Jeez, Ah Jeez, Ah Jeeeeez
Cynthia marry the guy from the store
Hey he's only got a job, that's more than most
Who gives a shit?
Just go ahead & marry him, Ah Jeez
Thank ye for reading, mortals! & thank ye especial to the generous mortals who can & do supply us with sacks of adamant to support our works here!
I shall write ye Monday with fresh art & a tale—’til then, be safe, be well, & remember that any empire may shatter, if ye bake it at the right temperature…
Cheers,
Amœnus Franco
Wizard, Writer, Cub Reporter
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