Swearing Fealty upon Stormbriber

& a pamphlet from the Witches & Wizards of the World

Author

Amoenus Franco
September 27, 2025

A fine & mayorly afternoon, mortals! May the cash-thirsty blade Stormbriber bless us all with many “campaign contributions” this day. If ye missed out on our raucous & integrity-filled interview with Mayor Elric of Melnibonadams (Duke of New Jork, A-#1), if ye missed the new HYPENING BOLT, if ye missed an IMPORTANT PSA by the Witches & Wizards of the World—then scuttle now to the replay, & get thee hence.

Speaking of last night’s PSA—the WWOW (Witches & Wizards of the World) sent a supplemental pamphlet:

HYPENING BOLT!

W.W.O.W.
Courtesy Pamphlet on the New Reality of Magick

MORTALS OF EARTH—as proven on September 10th by the Jezebel Coven, magick is indeed real. As a public service, in addition to the warning aired last night, we provide a few guidelines to help skeptics navigate the new now:

  • MAGICK IS REAL. Thus, avoid unnecessary insults to any sensitive wizards, sorceresses, warlocks, Hell-runes, &c., as any hexes, curses, bindings, rune-lashings, &c. may be terrifyingly realized.

  • MAGICK IS REAL. But, “CURE LIGHT WOUNDS” is not. Replace not science with magick, unless ye wish to swiftly perish.

  • MAGICK IS REAL. Thus, ye can cast magicks too. Each time ye say “I wish…,” ye cast a spell. Each time ye pray, ‘tis a spell (news which may alarum some). Cast wisely, cast carefully, & cast defensively.

  • MAGICK IS REAL. But, ye cannot fly on a broom. Please try not to fly on a broom. Ye will die on a broom.

  • MAGICK IS REAL. Thus, covens are too—’tis powerful to cast magicks united, together. If enough of ye curse the powerful, then they may be cursèd. If enough of ye rebel against the wretched Grand Working of White Supremacy, then the Grand Working may be finally undone. SEIZE THY POWER.

    BE WELL. BEWARE. THE WITCHES ARE WATCHING.

We ne’er did find out the identity of the chained skeleton…

Thank ye for reading, mortals! & thank ye humbly to those who have made campaign contributions during the show, & via this Scriptorium! Stormbriber thanks ye—e’en those who support the wily REBEL MAMDANI, in defiance of the ne’er-convicted Mayor Elric of Melnibonadams.

I shall write ye come Monday with fresh art & a tale! ‘Til then—be safe, be well, & remember, MAGICK IS REAL…

Cheers,
Amœnus Franco
Wizard, Writer, Mayor-Adjacent

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