We Survived Cirith Ungol!

Through the power of hope, laughter, & the Phial of Bartlebean (not a “bong”), we escaped Shelob’s clutches! Huzzah! Onward we march to Barad-Mûsk—the climax of our season! If ye missed this penultimate episode, with our wonderful guest Andrea & the brightest monologue of all time, head to Twitch for the replay!

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I hope this found ye well & cozy on a fine Saturday, mortals. Thank ye to all those who watched live with us last night, to all who read these missives, & to all who can & do spare the florins to support our work with $5 monthly. And thanks, of course, to this week’s sponsor, Alchemi-Burger™, which is perfectly safe & smart to eat!

I shall write ye again come Monday with fresh art & adventure—’til then, stay safe, be well, & Live Flavorfully™.

Cheers,
Amoenus Franco
Writer, Wizard, Magister Hamburgensium