Statuesque Delights

Marbled greetings to ye, mortals! I hope ye enjoyed last night’s placid evening in the statuary—& may Stifyn Quo’s fate be a warning to centrists everywhere…if ye missed out, catch the replay right here!

Stifyn offered many slabs of lore to us, bringing us closer to understanding the nature of this Shattered Empire! Too much to recount here, certainly—but I dictated to the InstaGoblins a key to the statues ye saw in the garden! It also includes some delicious lore we hadn’t the time to explore, like that of Jarvan the Buster:

1. Martin the Bold, legendary hero of the Wars of Recession

2. Jolene (aye, that one)

3. Ape Lincoln

4. He-Ro

5. Talbwulf the Heckler (slain by performance artists)

6. Hygieia

7. Stifyn Quo, stalwart centrist, cursèd to witness the effects of his cowardice, who could lift the curse at any time by admitting he was wrong

8. Tomb of the Unknown Warlock

9. Mithras Ipse

10. Plastercized head of Tullomb Weemp, noseless creep

11. Jarvan the Buster, legendary loser of the Wars of Recession

12. Thought to be a sculpture of an ancient Birthdagonite cleric

Thank ye for reading, mortals! & we thank especial those mortals who can & do support our works here with coin.

I shall write ye come Monday, with fresh art & a tale! ‘Til then—be safe, be well, & be mindful of any statues, ye never know whom they may have been…

Cheers,
Amœnus Franco
Wizard, Writer, Mostly Flesh