Slimey al-Gob!

A slimèd morning to ye, mortals—I hope ye caught last night’s show? If not, flee immediately to the replay! For we witnessed the emergence of the SLIMEY AL-GOB—a child foretold, who shall unify goblinkind, known to ye of course as LI’L AIYDENN. All thanks to the mystical Gob Jabbar, administered by a ritualed-up SLURS THE TOILET! PLUS, Cynthia Weatherwax returned to our show with an incredible new report, “OH NO BROS & MENDED MEN,” all about the sorts of men she loves!

Including men who ignore her, men with extended tenure at Trader Joe’s, wizard talk show hosts (platonically), ghosts, & simply, “men who work,” Cynthia presented an all-timer that also invented the concept of “net nice.” That is, mostly positive, with some negatives, but overall a “net nice.”

Below, find a net not-nice list of men that Cynthia did not mention loving—men that, for a fact, I know she hates.

The Unloved & Unlikeable

• Men who bother her

• Men who bother other women

• Bill Maher

• Bill Maher fans

• Joe Roganites

• Markthew F. (he knows why)

• Hitler, obviously

• Hitler fans

• Henricus Institor

• Matthew Hopkins, Witchfinder General

• Pointless men

• Wyrm-men

• Policemen

• Dr. Frankenstein (monster OK)

Gratias agimus, mortals, for reading! We thank also the wonderful full house who watched along live last night, & of course, we thank the generous mortals who can & do support our works with coin on Twitch, through tips, & the Upgraydors right here in the Scriptorium!

I shall write ye come Monday with fresh art & a tale! & I hope ye may join me in watching the Fight Opera show tonight, at 7PM Texas Time! ‘Til Monday—be safe, be well, & SLIMEY AL-GOB!

Cheers,
Amoenus Franco
Wizard, Writer, Fremage