Skinner's Bunker + Free Sigil

OYEZ, mortals—this week we welcome the return of the Madman of Metal Art, SKINNER! Hot off the heels of his record-breaking launch for REALM RUNNERS, he rejoins us to talk art, adventure, meaning—ANYTHING YE WISH. Leave a question below for the Skinman, & we shall ask it on Friday! He has been so kind to us, as a friend, a mentor, a fellow artist, & not least of all, as a guy who has a bunker we could borrow. For we are on the run from the ELON HUSKS! Tune in Friday 8PT for highly artistic bunker fantasy action—but for now, please absorb some HIGH MAGICK!

Sigil of “Be Normal”

Long I labored, with RARE BLOOD-INKS, to craft this free sigil for ye! Have ye ever been beset by a mortal who is way too online? WIELD THIS SIGIL! Some horrid man sending ye weird replies, & weirder photos? WIELD THIS SIGIL! In line for coffee, & the MAGA madam behind ye begins jabbering about how she believeth that JFK Junior will soon become Ur-President of the Secret States? WIELD THIS SIGIL! Useful in any & all instances where ye wish someone would please, by all that is holy & unholy, JUST BE NORMAL. Links to full & printer-friendly versions below:

Ponder the mysteries at full size here; & find the printer-friendly version here!

I hope ye never have need of such powerful magicks, but as ye are online, it seems inevitable…just as ‘tis inevitable that ye shall ENJOY OUR SHOW ON FRIDAY!

If ye found this amusing, please tell a friend, & consider supporting our work for $5 monthly (or $55 per year). I shall send a fresh missive Saturday morning—& I hope to see ye in our chat Friday night at 8PM Pacific! Remember to comment below with questions for the Skinman!

Cheers,
Amoenus Franco
Wizard, Writer, Sigilsmith