Pre-Llowe'en Party!

This year, All-Hallows’ Eve falls on a strange day—& so, this Friday, enjoy with us a PRE-LLOWE’EN PARTY! Cynthia joins us, for spooky stories & Hallowe’en fun, EARLY! All treats, no tricks, Friday at 8PT!

As a free service, in advance of the festivities on the Eve proper, please enjoy this list of costume ideas, assembled with the help of my Insta-Goblins:

2024 HALLOWE’EN COSTUME IDEAS

• Amoenus, Summersbane, Cynthia (full license granted freely)

• Beetlejuice (will be common)

• Broadway Beetlejuice (will be rare)

• Off-Off-Broadway Beetlejuice (will be unpaid)

• Happy Pumpkin

• The Undertaker (Wrestler, Conservative)

• The Undertaker (Profession, Apolitical)

• Elon Musk’s conscience (invisible)

• A red brick

• A red hot dog

• A Redd Foxx (consult mirror before attempting)

• Jar of Hunny

• L. Ron Hubbard

• Evil Ghost (could be L. Ron Hubbard)

• American Werewolf in Canada for Healthcare

• Biff Tannen

• Candyman (1992)

• Any Ghostbuster

• Dan Aykroyd

• Sexy Nurse

• Sexy Nurse Practitioner

• Sexy Private Equity Freak

• Alex J’onnzz, the Martian Tito’s-Hunter

• Bowl

Whatever guise ye don, mortals, I wish ye a merrily scary Hallowe’en season! Life brings true horrors enough, day in & day out, so I hope thy play-terror brings more joy than not.

Thank ye for reading! & thank ye to all who generously sacrifice $5 monthly here in the Scriptorium in support of our works! I look forward to the PRE-LLOWE’EN PARTY with ye Friday! Until then, be safe, be well, & be both TRICK AND TREAT!

Cheers,
Amoenus Franco
Wizard, Writer, Full-Sized Candy-Barman