Pawn Gob!

Wednesday’s greetings, mortals! This Friday at 8PT, I journey to Slurs the Toilet’s new shoppe, & attempt to trade trash for treasure in PAWN GOB! He holds artifacts we might use to save all mortal-kind, withheld behind the ghastly practice of…EXCHANGE. Bargain with me Friday 8PT in PAWN GOB!

I assembled some low-level trash to offer our trash-loving friend Slurs the Toilet (the goblin (disguised as a guy))—anything here catch thine eye?

Low-Grade Magickal Artifacts, Partial Inventory

• Potion of Healing

• Potion of Extra-Healing

• Poison

• Poison of Extra-Hurting

• Wand of Magic Missiles (empty)

• Wand of Hope (empty)

• Vorxhart’s Vacuum Vase (full)

• Decanter of Some Water

• Three Scrolls of Protection From Cheese

• Aladdin’s Tragic Lamp

• Mehcalibur

• Shroud of Tu Fast Tu Furious

• Irrisibility Cloak

• Bracers of Armor, +0.5

• Ring of Protection, +0.01

• Rod of Stewartly Might (renders one as “strong” as Rod Stewart)

• Staff of Typing at 60 WPM, 70 On A Good Day

• Amulet of Ipecac

• Lesser Purse of Make-Up Holding

• Greater Belt of Pants-Holding

• Mediocre Bra of Teat-Holding

• Wingèd Boots (cosmetic)

• Compact Disc of The Very Best of Fleetwood Mac (2002, scratched)

• Elixir of Immortality (worthless, already am immortal)

Thank ye for reading—& thank ye to the growing cadre of generous mortals who can & do support our works here with coin!

I hope ye shall join us Friday for a hagglicious evening in PAWN GOB! I shall write ye again Saturday morning, ere I leave on my week-end journey unto NORTHERN CALIFORNY. ‘Til then—be safe, be well, & be on the look-out for deals…

Cheers,
Amoenus Franco
Wizard, Writer, A++ Seller Rating on fæBay