Night of the Lumberjack

AWAKE, MORTALS—news from the CHAMBER OF REST! Last night we discovered miraculous gossip: Cynthia hath a MADDENING CRUSH upon a singular LUMBERJACK! The InstaGoblins & I traveled with her into the woods last night, & until the cold Dawn, we worked on her lumberjilling techniques! Will the practice make perfect? Time will tell…if ye missed out on last night’s delights, including the electric Lumberjack Gossip, catch the replay!

While InstaSkeletons worked to knit Summersbane fresh flesh, Cynthia & I pored over the dark pages of the GRIM-OIRE, I sang an Idyllwild Hoedown, Messrs. Vance & Walz agreed us all to death, & we waded through a lovely new game, ERIE OR ME-RIE? All in all, despite the political interruptions, ‘twas a RESTORATIVE SHOW, & a nice “Welcome Back” to the world of streaming.

Next week, SLURS THE TOILET—everyone’s favorite goblin!—returns, as will the re-fleshed Summersbane, & Cynthia shall provide a monologue…WHAT A LINEUP! I hope ye shall join us then! On Monday, I shall write ye with fresh art & a tale, as well.

I thank all who stepped peacefully into the Chamber of Rest last night, & thanks to all who read these dispatches, & especially to the generous folks who provide bits, et subs, et donations, etiam those who provide $5 monthly here in the Scriptorium, to support our works!

Until Monday—be safe, be well, & crush wisely…

Cheers,
Amoenus Franco
Wizard, Writer, Calf-Bearer