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Mirror Affirmations for a Magick Monday
Begin thy week affirmatively!

HELP I AM IN THY MIRROR
Mortal—MORTAL! Gaze upon thy mirror this Monday morning, for I am TRAPPED WITHIN. I shall spare ye the details—a reflected spell, twin curses from cursèd twin skeletons, a potion turned inside-up, &c. In order to escape, I must find a mortal to POSITIVELY AFFIRM! So please, I BEG YE, peruse these affirmations, stand before thy mirror, & speak each which resonates with thee:
I am worthy of love.
I am worthy of treasure.
I am worthy of the bejeweled Sceptre of Disintegration.
I can transform into small animals at night.
My job defineth me not.
My boss defineth me not.
The dictionary defineth me, but only in ways that I like.
Mine enemies are just jealous, actually.
I did not embarrass myself at that Democratic primary.
I can survive climate change.
He misseth me more than I miss her.
Owls respect me; sparrows, fear me.
I will eat like a champion today.
I can run as fast as a racecar, & then sleep in that racecar.
I can climb any mountain, I simply do not feel like it.
I do not need plastic surgery, despite my bizarre third ear.
I am stronger than the President, & smarter than the Bird President.
Mine ointments do not control me.
I no longer fear Captain Ahab.
If I found a magic lamp with a genie inside, my three wishes would be better than anyone else’s three wishes because I am sooo smart.
Math will bend itself to my will.
Only I can smell my feet.
Only my feet can smell my shoes.
That airplane is not falling on me.
Not only has a coercive system contributed and powerfully aided to create all the present economical, political & social evils, but it has given proof of its absolute impotence to raise the moral level of societies; it has not been even able to maintain it at the level it had already reached. If a benevolent fairy could only reveal to our eyes all the crimes that are committed every day, every minute, in a civilized society under cover of the unknown, or the protection of law itself, — society would shudder at that terrible state of affairs. And, people like me.
Mine hair looketh great today!
Now, speak this final affirmation:
O, Spirits of the Mirror! Release the Wizard trapped within! Banish all thoughts of captivity, neutralize all motes of imprisonment! Confound the cursèd twin skeletons, & set the Magus free!
I am freed! O, wise mortal, ye have my thanks! I hope ye feel deeply affirmed, & I hope reading the spell to free me was not too painful?
Thank ye for reading, for spreading the good word of our coven, & thank ye all who can & do supply $5 monthly to power our works! I shall write ye again come Wednesday, with details of our ren faire schedule & some ren faire survival tips! ‘Til then—be safe, be well, & be AFFIRMATIVE.
Cheers,
Amœnus Franco
I am a Wizard, I am a Writer, I am a Hungry
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