Maximum Weatherwax

This Friday we make WizWorld stream history—Cynthia Weatherwax, Summersbane, & myself, all on the SAME PLANE! The Magistrix of Monologues, Hell’s own Hexologist, SIDE BY SIDE with us! What better way to celebrate our liberation from the Demonweb?! Be there Friday for MAXIMUM WEATHERWAX!

Below, find a classic Cynthia adventure—& also, this legally-mandated announcement about the Cashy™ Awards:

Due to the opportunity for extreme profit during the ongoing, devastatingly-enriching California wildfires, the Cashy™ Awards—A Night of Honor, Glamour, & Greed—have been temporarily postponed. Tickets will not be refunded, but may be repurchased at double the price. Bribes from nominees will not be refunded, but were nice to receive. Please send all complaints in the form of a self-addressed, stamped parchment, made from the skin of one (1) sinner. Complaints will not be read.

A couple of years ago, Cynthia took it upon herself to shepherd a lost egg—caring! Kind! Considerate! After 4 long months of tending & guarding the precious cargo, out popped—GOBFELD! A rancid creature, vapid of brain & void of soul. What did she with the misbegotten monster? I am wiser than to ask, lest I become an accessory after the fact…

Thank ye to all who read our dispatches, to all who send them to others, & we especially thank all those who can & do spare $5 monthly to support our works!

Until Friday—be safe, be well, & PREPARE FOR WEATHERWAX!

Cheers,
Amoenus Franco
Wizard, Writer, Witch-Friend