Lo!, Unbirthday Week!

Greetings, mortals, on this unnerving incipience of UNBIRTHDAY WEEK! Summersbane, unborn around this time o’er 600 years ago, merits GRAND CELEBRATION.

An Unbirthday Acrostic

n.b.: Reading this aloud may result in a wilting curse.

S for Sorrow, his stock in trade
U for Uncanny, his level of skill & charm
M for Mawkishness, which he shall not tolerate
M for “Mmm!,” after a plump noble he ate
E for Evil, his core moral alignment
R for Really, the amount of his evil
S for Summer, his much-hated foe
B for Blood, a thing he hath not
A for Affable, undeniably so
N for Necromancer, his deathless vocation
E for Eternal, his devotion to friends; & also for Eat, what he does to man-flesh

AIYAH, AIYAH, ALL PRAISE TO THE LORD OF UNDEATH

For many centuries, I have had the honor of calling Summersbane friend—& foe. He attempted to usurp the very first WizWorld LIVE, back in AD 2018, but since then, became an indispensable part of the show. I could not, & would not wish to, attempt this endeavor without him.

I owe much to Summersbane—& all who love WizWorld LIVE, owe much as well!

Thank ye for reading! & we humbly thank that growing clan of mortals who can & do support our works here with coin!

I shall write ye come Wednesday with news of our next episode—a celebration of Summersbane’s unbirthday! ’Til then: be safe, be well, & remember, evil though he be, he fights Summer itself, for thy benefit…

Cheers,
Amœnus Franco
Wizard, Writer, Sumorsbanawynn

1  Estimate created by combining free/reduced lunch consumption data from the FRAC, with the payment rates listed by the USDA.