Lo—A Mayor Defeated!

A mighty magickal Monday finds ye, mortals! Stirring news reverberated across the omniverse yesterday—news that the low duke Eric Adams QUIT OF HIS CAMPAIGN! On Thursday, he remained resolute, angry at the idea of resigning. Then, shortly after our interview with his Shattered Empire doppelganger on Friday, he suddenly FLEES THE FIELD?

Coincidence? Or, the potent magick of our satire? Or, the result of a complex web of forces & finances that our show could not possibly impact? I shall let ye decide for thyselves.

In the meantime—in the wake of Adams’ defeat, I must hurry to loot & cleanse his campaign crypts! Stashed all across thine ailing Earth, each one hides all manner of Turkish treasures. Commanded by an Orbic Adams, the typical campaign crypt runs on the labour of the many, many skeletons in Adams’ various closets. If ye reside near one such campaign crypt, I advise ye to plunder it swiftly, before the low duke retrieves the “campaign contributions” for himself…

Thank ye for reading, mortals! & thank ye to all who deposit treasures (Turkish & otherwise) into our coffers here at the Scriptorium!

I shall write ye Wednesday with news of this week’s episode—plus, the OCTOBER FORECAST! Where did September hurry off to, I wonder? Ah, well—now to prepare for the coming of SAMHAIN! ‘Til Wednesday—be safe, be well, & be joyful at the low duke’s decline; others shall surely soon follow…

Cheers,
Amœnus Franco
Wizard, Writer, Available for Looting & Plundering Services