Lizard Brian & the Blood War

BLOOD WAR—eternal & popular! Last night's DNC introduced the mortal world to the BLOOD WAR & to LIZARD BRIAN, & both caught on IMMEDIATELY. The demonic delegations of the Demonweb settled their Abyssal platform, & below, find the results! HUZZAH FOR DEMONCRACY.

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• ETERNAL BLOOD WAR: Victory above all

• ABORTION: Legal, required

• DEATH PENALTY: Withheld from cowards

• TAXATION: Continued collection in souls

• MARRIAGE: Arranged to be specifically unpleasant

• SWORDS: Bone-blades legal, steel blades encouraged, poisoned blades require license

• PRIVACY: Forbidden, just like on Earth

• MILITARY SPENDING: More important than food, just like on Earth

• LGBT RIGHTS: Not a legislative issue, that would be monstrous

• ETERNAL BLOOD WAR: Just to be clear, victory above all

I hope ye enjoyed this sampling of DEMONCRACY, & I hope ye enjoyed the show last night! Thank ye to all who joined us live, to all who voted & chanted BLOOD WAR—et, of course, to all who can & do spare $5 monthly to support our coven’s works!

I shall write ye again come Monday with fresh art & a tale! In the meantime, be safe, be well, & BLOOD WAR BLOOD WAR BLOOD WAR BLOOD WAR BLOOD WAR

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BLOOD WAR

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