Li'l Aiydenn, Man-Morial Champion

Greetings, mortals! What a thrilling finale to this year’s Goblin-Town’s Man-Morial, HUZZAH for Li’l Aiydenn! His meanness so impressed we judges, that after a nail-biting tie, we awarded him the ultimate prize—PRIDE IN ACCOMPLISHMENT. If ye missed our magickal evening with Roy Hammer, Li’l Aiydenn, & runner-up Slurs the Toilet, hurry to the replay!

Below, find some Man-Morial scenarials from the off-air rounds of the competition! & remember, Fight Opera’s next show WASTELAND VACATION will burst unto the Earth next Saturday, June 7th. If ye live in the Austin area, snatch a ticket here before they sell out! & if ye live elsewhere, be sure to watch their simulcast FOR FREE!

Man-Morial Scenarials from Rounds I & II

The heart of Goblin-Town’s annual Man-Morial competition is, of course, the MAN-MORIAL SCENARIALS. As a holiday & competition centered around being mean to surface men, this is the true test of skill. In the finals, each judge presented one scenarial, but the earlier rounds of the competition featured HUNDREDS. Here are a select few:

• A surface man is walking down the street; he hath a hat, & ‘pon it, “I SUPPORT ICE.” How shall ye be mean to him?

• While rummaging in a refuse pile for treasure, scraps, & so forth, a surface man approacheth. He whistleth at thy body, whilst coughing. Ye spot a wedding ring. How shall ye be mean to him?

• After a full goblin meal of rat bones & one Dorito™, a surface man demandeth ye tip him for eating his trash. Ye notice he hath a CyberTruck. How shall ye be mean to him?

• Skulking through the Under-City, ye spot a surface man, attempting to pilfer treasures from thine own refuse pile. Turnabout may be fair play, but this surface man weareth a “Grunt Style” shirt & hath a massive kolovrat tattoo. How shall ye be mean to him?

• Ye spot Elon Musk & Joe Biden sharing a slurred, foul-smelling lunch. How shall ye be mean to them?

Please add thine own responses in the comments here! Who knows, perhaps ye may be scouted for next year’s competition…

Thank ye for reading, mortals! & thank ye so much to those generous mortals who can & do support our works here with coin!

I shall write ye Monday with fresh art & a tale—’til then, be safe, be well, & LONG LIVE GOBLIN-TOWN!

Cheers,
Amœnus Franco
Wizard, Writer, Surface Mage