Legends Uncovered!

Good afternoon, mortals! Thank ye for joining us last night—Summersbane successfully navigated the Shrine of the Silver Haole, & we won a trip to SPACE CAMP! HUZZAH! If ye missed our conquest of the Course of Wisdom—if ye missed our Apology Hoedown—if ye missed an important message from the government—behold the replay, right here!

At the end of the show, when the Mikatehune’s haunting eyes went dark, we did arrive at a terrifying realization: Joseph McCarthy’s spirit were loosed upon the Earth. That is on us, no two ways about it. We are sorry, so sorry. But we really wished to possess a pair of BK Ratch-Tech, & to attend Space Camp. There was simply, no other way.

We also wish to make clear, that we reject wholly the message put forth by the FBI, CIA, & Department of Justice. Please, do not sign up as an informant nor ICE warrior. That will only make Joe McCarthy’s spirit stronger, in addition to all the other concomitant evils!

Thank ye for reading—& thank ye to the growing cadre of generous mortals who can & do support our works here with coin!

I shall write ye Monday with fresh art & a tale. ‘Til then—be safe, be well, & please watch out for a disembodied McCarthy…

Cheers,
Amœnus Franco
Wizard, Writer, Space Camp Invitee