Into The Electorealm!

PLUS—the June forecast!

Author

Amoenus Franco
June 03, 2026

Good morning, mortals! This Friday our intercalary journey continues as we head INTO THE ELECTOREALM! The denizens of this plane vote to shape & re-shape it; ye shall be the first mortals from Earth to take part! Prepare thyselves to vote harder than e’er before, Friday at 8PT, in the ELECTOREALM!

June dawns—anxious already, with darkness on its horizon. & so I urgently divined this forecast for ye under a Full & temperate Moon. Read on below, or head here for the audio edition, which always contains a few extra jests exclusively for the audio-audience!

My Calendarium, in the last days of Spring.

The June Forecast
Divined under a Full & temperate Moon, for Mortal Benefit
To listen to the audio edition, head here!

  • This surprisingly-cool JUNE sparkles with an aura of RESIGNED RHYDONITE.

  • Expect ABNORMAL RAINS on any WEDDING DAYS this month, due to unusual high-pressure IRONY SYSTEMS.

  • A legion of PROGRESSIVE & LEFT-WING INFLUENCERS shall suffer TERMINAL EMBARRASSMENT & REPUTATIONAL DECAY, as they fall over themselves berating their CALIFORNIAN VIEWERS into voting for the MAN FROM CHEVRON to be their new KING.

  • Heading on VACATION during this first blush of Summer? Avoid the BEACH, according to a SHARK SOURCE familiar with the matter.

  • I am disappointed to yet again foresee WAR.

  • Upon a DESOLATE PLAIN in KANSAS, celebrants of MEET A MATE WEEK shall unexpectedly ally with celebrants of WORLD INFERTILITY MONTH to battle the dark hordes of DRIVE YOUR CORVETTE TO WORK DAY. None survive.

  • This very week-end, a wonderful mortal mother shall have a lovely BIRTH-DAY, in PERFECT SWIMMING WEATHER. Later in the month, a certain WIZARD shall also have a lovely BIRTH-DAY, in PERFECT SWIMMING WEATHER, but alas with NO POOL to be had. But at least there shall also be NO SHARKS.

  • FAIR PORTENTS: I spent some time observing twinkling fire-flies, & the errant paths of solitudinous nerd-moths. I thus determined that this June shall be an auspicious month for—CRAFTING NEW WANDS; SHAPING FRESH PASTA; & also for SCREAMING AT THE RICH.

  • ILL OMENS: There too, I documented the crawling of sexless worms, & inspected the viscera of a recently-deceased buzzard. These grim signs point to a June that holds naught but doom for—CRAFTING NEW POLITICS; SHAPING BEACH BODIES; & for BELIEVING THE RICH.

  • HAUNTING QUATRAIN:
     Two colossi stoop astride,
     O’er a tarnished Golden State.
     The Man from Chevron & the Soulless Strategist
     feast on Hope’s remains.

  • LUCKY NUMBERS: 6-6, 6-22

An unnerving month ahead, mortals—but I simply see what I see. I hope together, we may make the best of it! & I hope as well, this information makes itself useful swiftly.

Thank ye for reading—& thank ye to the growing cadre of generous mortals who can & do support our works here with coin!

I shall write ye Saturday after our journey INTO THE ELECTOREALM! ‘Til then—be safe, be well, & ponder that quatrain…

Cheers,
Amœnus Franco
Wizard, Writer, Birthdaysman

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