InfoPillager!

I know this seems an arson, mortals but fear not—I acquired the InfoFortress for 7 pfennigs at the liquidation auction, & ‘tis perfectly legal to incinerate one’s own property! At least, ‘tis legal in the quasi-country where the InfoFortress stood.

Alex Jones, the miserable barrel-bodied buffoon, shall spend the rest of his days hounded, harried, & hanging about various podcasts, watching his wretched empire burn. Every florin he earns, for the remainder of his existence, shall vanish from his sweaty wallet into the pockets of those he wronged—some of them, at least. & in this mortal world, that must count as victory.

Many more Jones-monsters stalk the land; each one deserves a similar fate, stripped of all glory & lashed to work for their victims. But for now, let us all dance atop the ashes of this beast’s “glory days,” & live the moment’s respite.

I shall write ye Wednesday with news of this week’s episode, my BIRTHDAY SHOW! Thank ye for reading, thank ye for sharing our works with thine friends, & thank ye to all who can & do spare $5 monthly to support the Scriptorium.

Be well, mortals, & be sure to laugh in the face of any sullen InfoWarriors ye meet this week.

Cheers,
Amoenus Franco
Wizard, Writer, InfoWar Veteran