Incantation against Swine

Magisterial Monday’s greetings, mortals! After a wretched weekend, we must recharge our eldritch batteries. I offer to ye, a ritual—a potent working, a grandiloquent operation, an incantation!

Apologies for the lateness of the dispatch, but I needed to meditate upon the ritual & ensure I sent the best wording I could—lest ye invoke devils, by mistake…

Incantation against Swine
A magickal operation for use by any mortal

(first, light the candles of thine altar, & wield thy wand)

I greet the winds of the North,
I rebuke the vapors of the West,
East & South, thou art cool.

(begin to stride widdershins)

With my will & the will of all spirits, I lay a curse upon all human swine!
(repeat thrice)

The swine with badges, who bludgeon elders, I bind them
The pigs who fire upon children, I bind them
The soulless monsters who attack hospitals, I bind them
Every demon who walks the cursèd Earth to crush the vulnerable, I bind them
Each single lurking villain, brutalizing in the name of kings & flags, I bind them!

That their armor crack & their weapons crumble,
That their minds enfeeble & their resolve fail,
That they may regrow their souls & feel the suffering they inflict,
That they spend the rest of their waking days striving to atone for their evil,
& their nights, reliving every foul word & deed, slumbering awash in the nightmares they created!

This I speak & thus may it be
(repeat thrice)

O winds of the North!
Great spirits of the omniverse!
All who came before & are yet to be!
I compare ye to a kiss from a rose on the grey!
(repeat until ye feel cleansed)

I hope ye found this incantation useful, mortals! Thank ye for reading—& thank ye to all in our coven, & to those generous mortals who can & do support our works with coin.

I shall write ye again come Wednesday, with news of this week’s episode—my BIRTHDAY SPECTACULAR! As ye know, I was born of the confluence of three stars, outside of the mortal concept of “time.” But each year, around Litha, I celebrate my coalescence, & THOU ART INVITED! ‘Til then—be safe, be well, & HEX THE POLICE.

Cheers,
Amœnus Franco
Wizard, Writer, Spellcrafter