In Tenebris Hiberni

A fine Wednesday’s greetings, mortals! With the holidays in the rear view, we proceed now IN TENEBRIS HIBERNI! Back out into the wilds of the Shattered Empire, exploring its lovely Winter. Be there Friday at 8PT—a fresh monologue, new sponsors & mid-Winter mysteries await IN TENEBRIS HIBERNI!

& for those who, like me, yearn for the softly-lit smile-hazed holiday season, find some comfort BELOW! I grazed through mortal-kind’s calendars, in supreme detail, & fetched the most interesting upcoming days to scratch that holiday itch:

Upcoming Holidays to Cure Post-Christmas Blues

• January 8th — War on Poverty Day. The ultimate gift, no poverty!

• January 12th — Work Harder Day. The ultimate gift—for thy boss!

• January 27th — Punch the Clock Day. Why so many work-based holidays?

• February 3rd — Feed the Birds Day. A nice gift—for birds!

• February 14th — Valentine’s Day. Mmmwah!

• February 17th — Mardi Gras. Mmmwah, food!

• February 23rd — National Rationalization Day. Actually it makes sense

• March 17th — St. Patrick’s Day. Wah hee hee!

• March 20th — Kiss Your Fiancee Day. Do mortals not do that ev’ry day?

• March 24th — National Each Person is a Person of Worth Day. Mortals…is all well?

• April 1st — April Fool’s Day. Wah hee hee!

• April 5th — Easter. The dramatic sequel to Christmas

• April 21st — National Surprise Drug Test Day. Why is this a day?

• May 6th — Childhood Depression Awareness Day. Mortals…?

• May 31st — Necrotizing Fasciitis Awareness Day. Yegad.

• June 12th — World Day Against Child Labor. MORTALS? NOT SOLVED YET?

• June 29th — Please Take My Children to Work Day. Mixed messages!

• July — National Child-Centered Divorce Month. WHOLE MONTH?

• August 15 — National Relaxation Day. JUST ONE DAY?

• September 11th — 9/11.

• September 12th — 9/11 (Observed).

• October 31st — Hallowe’en.

• November — SKIP.

• December — CHRISTMAS AGAIN!

Thank ye for reading, mortals! & thank ye extra-much to the generous mortals who can & do support our works here with coin!

I hope ye remain warm (or cool, for our Amices Australes), & that ye shall join us Friday IN TENEBRIS HIBERNI! ‘Til then—be safe, be well, & remember, any day can be Relaxation Day!

Cheers,
Amœnus Franco
Wizard, Writer, Excited for Rationalization Day