Huzzah for Business + Stregone Nono

Huzzah—for BUSINESS! Such was our façade last night, to fool the wretched Gríma Wormtongue & gain entry to Edoras—we spake many pro-business lies, mortals, & they came ill to our tongues, but ‘twas worth it in the end! Ye can witness our truths & untruths over on Twitch, if ye missed out. But onward we travel! Next week, an encounter with Theoden King!

In the meantime, please enjoy an adventure from the art-chives: my turn as STREGONE NONO! More details lie below it, awaiting thine eyes. I hope ye have a most excellent weekend! We thank all who came out to enjoy Necromancy for Business, Tarot for Business, & the Business Newsologue last night! & we are ever grateful to all who read our words here, & support our magicks with $5 monthly.

Read below, for gnocchi!

Two years ago, in the grim Spring of 2022, I thought I could wield Strega Nona’s pasta pot with more skill than she—what hubris! What folly! No wiser than poor Luigi, was I. & so quickly did the gnocchi flow that two gufos crept in for a taste…can anyone name the intruder on the left? He has faded, now, from the public eye—but at the time, trust me, dangerous fellow. I still have some leftover gnocchi, by the by, if ye’d like any…

Cheers,
Amoenus Franco
Wizard, Writer, Pastaio