Hunting for Courage

HO, mortals! I set out a-hunting on this frosty Monday morn—in search of courage in thy Congress. Any will do, e’en one smidgen of spine! Slow going thus far, sadly. Kropotkinwolf—a Peter Kropotkin who turns into a wolfman during a Full Monarchy—hath sniffed out many proclamations, many protestations by prominent Democrats, but no real courage yet! We shall stay the course, for now, but I have little faith…

With Jarl Musk’s seizure of the flow of monies, ye have transitioned fully from de jure to de facto—congratulations! But thy “leaders” seem not to have noticed. Lawsuits, speeches, soundbites—where is the action? No storming of gates, no enraged supporters, nary e’en a filibuster in sight. What good be a “leader,” mortals, who hath no guts nor plans? Ah…Kropotkinwolf & I would love to know!

I wish ye a merry Monday, dear mortals, despite all! Thank ye for supporting the first year of the Scriptorium, & I hope our second may exceed thine expectations. Thank ye also to the generous mortals who can & do support our works with tips, “Bits,” subscriptions on Twitch, & upgrades right here in the Scriptorium!

I shalll write ye Wednesday with news of this week’s episode—’til then, be safe, be well, & please recommend some treats for Kropotkinwolf—HE HUNGERS.

Cheers,
Amoenus Franco
Wizard, Writer, Wrathful Huntsmage