Hunt for Eggs in Castle Cadbury!

Post-Easter’s greetings, mortals! Gaze back into thy basket—ye missed a treat! Aye, I gifted ye our latest adventure module—a charming expedition to ”CASTLE CADBURY!”

In a dimly-lit tavern, a were-rabbit courier hands ye a letter. DEAR CHAMPION, it begins—& so does thy quest! Thy mysterious benefactor offers boundless treasure, magick rings, & all the creme eggs ye can eat—so long as ye escape alive from…CASTLE CADBURY!

This brand new module will lift any player’s spirits! Especially if they have just completed our previous installment “Under Oligar Keep.” Though Castle Cadbury features monsters, traps, & mysteries, our extensive player testing revealed that mortals find skeletons & spike-pits far less terrifying than Morc Zuckergob or Scorp Cuban.

The module’s robust cast of NPCs—like Jorvan Mysteriousman, Hedley the Arduous Milk-Maid, & Proch the Reluctant Assassin—provide fresh new frontiers of role-playing. & players with druidic affinities will love our wonderful new animal companion, Dan Aykravyn! Who turned him into a raven? Why? The answers lie inside the castle!

With our new Candy Haul™ treasure tables, DMs will now find the hungry work of rolling rewards much more satisfying! The included maps—designed by hand, with care—feature a delicious chocolate scent, & those who purchase the Confectioner’s Edition™ will receive three vials of pure Madagascar vanilla, as a bonus. But every edition of “Castle Cadbury” features a 12-hour, five-disc audio accompaniment, of Dan Aykroyd relaying the extensive lore of the castle, its environs, & the various monsters the players might encounter. Wow!

If ye implement our optional “Dark Plot™,” which adds a scheming baron & his coterie of private equiteers, be sure to add some helpful NPCs to aid thy poor players! But however ye play, we here at WizWorld LIVE™ guarantee: ye shall not regret a single solitary second spent in...

CASTLE CADBURY!

Well, mortals? Drooling with excitement? & did ye spot all of the hidden cweme eggs on the cover?

Thank ye for reading! & thank ye again for bringing such warmth & generosity to our anniversary show! I am awe-struck still by the kindness, charm, & wonderful memories we made together.

& we humbly thank again-again that growing clan of mortals who can & do support our works here with coin! GRATIAS!

I shall write ye come Wednesday with news of our next episode—for our next five years of WizWorld begins THIS WEEK! ’til then: be safe, be well, & remember, thy desperate retailers shall offload the creme eggs on clearance today…

Cheers,
Amoenus Franco
Chaotic Good, Male, Wearing a Ring of the Cweme Egg-Hunter

P.S.: For all the art fans, please enjoy this Scriptorium exclusive bonus, of the cover imagery without the text: