Holy Pàdraig's Morning After

Bottom o’the night, mortals! What a delight to share such an emerald evening with ye all! If ye missed our travels on the rocky road to Duv Linn—if ye missed a message from Afroman’s lawyer, & our visit from Paddy, & our most anti-imperalist audience yet—head to the replay, right here!

Speaking of Afroman’s lawyer, he advised us to issue some disclamatory statements:

• We at WizWorld LIVE celebrate Afroman’s & Afroman’s lawyer’s victory over the police, while also recognizing that some of the sentiments expressed in “Lick ‘em Low Lisa” reflect outdated attitudes toward the LGBTQ community, & are outright insulting thereto.

• We do, howe’er, endorse all of the content of “Lemon Pound Cake.”

• We at WizWorld LIVE endorse none of the content of Secretary Hegseth’s messages that have recently appeared on the program. We particularly object to his calls for genocide, glorification of violence, & his insistence on calling himself “Platinum Pete Hegseth”/”Silky Pete Hegsmooth.”

• We at WizWorld LIVE exercise no editorial control over sponsor selection; that is left to the InstaGoblins, who are independent non-contractors. They live for only 72 hours; we cannot teach them to read, & teaching them to understand context results in adverse mortality events.

Thank ye for reading—& thank ye to the growing cadre of generous mortals who can & do support our works here with coin!

I shall write ye Monday with a fresh art & a tale! ‘Til then—be safe, be well, & resist the English…

Cheers,
Amoenus Franco
Wizard, Writer, Sha-Kye Ra Admirer