Hell or High Profits

Some see this election as an opportunity—to organize, energize, & forge a coalition to fend off the fascists. Others—DEMONS—see an opportunity…FOR BUSINESS. Oyez, mortals, BEL-CASH-ZZAR returns THIS FRIDAY at 8PT with expert ecopolitical analysis that only the Demon-Prince of Finance could provide! Cynthia Weatherwax returns with a fresh monologue—& the show must go on, come HELL OR HIGH PROFITS.

In brighter news, take heart at this: the InfoWars auction, Phase I, unfolds today! Sealed bids went through last weekend, & on this glorious morning we shall learn the results! This shall mark the sale of the “intellectual” property—e’en the word “InfoWars” may be sold. After this, Phase II, selling off every single piece of physical property, down to the last camera, light, obnoxious truck, & poisonous bottle of hog pills. Alex Jones, sadly, shall remain loose upon the Earth, but without anything he holds dear—for he also currently suffers a second divorce. HUZZAH, & BAD RIDDANCE!

Find my usual thanks & farewells below this picture of TRIUMPH:

I hope, despite all, ye are well, dear mortals. I thank ye all who read these dispatches, who share our missives with friends (& foes), & we owe extra gratitude to the kind & generous ones who support us with donations, subscriptions, & of course the upgrades right here in the Scriptorium.

I shall write ye Saturday morning, assuming Bel-Cash-Zzar does not strip our InstaGoblins down for a quick buck. Until then—stay safe, be well, & please be sure to review the investor guide thoroughly before signing over thy very soul.

Cheers,
Amoenus Franco
Wizard, Writer, Activist Disinvestor