Demonweb Dénoûment

Demonweb behind, the WORLD AHEAD! After our delightful sacrifice to LLOTH SPIDER-QUEEN, we were granted passage up & out of the Demonweb! HUZZAH! Along the way we unleashed new blades, read one last time from the ABYSSCLOPEDIA, & received MUCH divine wisdom. If ye missed out, or wish to relive HE-WIZ, tap into the replay here!

Below, find lessons we learned along the way in our 12-week sojourn through the Demonweb! & bear them into thine hearts, to live as wisdom fore’er:

• Squish NOT the spiders. Or at least, squish them not where Drow or Lloth may see ye do so.

• Demon Princes make fine allies, until they draft ye into the BLOOD WAR. Exit the friendship before that happens.

• The Abyssclopedia strains the mind to read, yet also, contains the world. Read it, know it, but set it aside before it consumes ye. & never rely on any one being as thine only source of the world!

• Demon Recruiters, like Tony Sly, have their uses—though largely, only to other demons. Spurn them, when possible, after using them for demonic interview experience.

• If ye find an enormous steel egg, which hatches only by flame, BEWARE: it may contain an EX.

• Gallery owners never approach ye with pure hearts; use this knowledge as a shield, when taking them for every penny they can spare. Tonys Sly may be of use in this endeavor!

• While fun, the Abyssalympics fail to produce a positive economic return for the community. Too many human sacrifices, too few improvements to transit.

• So long as it remains in the hands of demons, the DNC shall ne’er be pleasant viewing.

• BLOOD WAR.

I hope this leg of our journey to ARCANE ASCENSION proved enlightening & entertaining, mortals! I wish to thank again our patron LLOTH (played by the wonderful h_dubb) for their indulgence, guidance, & torments. I wish also to thank all the mortals who joined us along our Abyssal voyage, all who read these dispatches, & especially all those who can & do conjure $5 monthly to support our works!

I shall write ye come Monday with fresh art & a tale—’til then, mortals, be safe, be well, & BE DIVINE!

Cheers,
Amoenus Franco
Wizard, Writer, Definitely not He-Wiz