Delving the Dungeon Administration

As the Imperium Americum continues its savage descent into the abyss, opportunities abound to seize treasures from its crumbling temples! I delved recently into a forgotten crypt, an outpost of the “Dungeon Administration.”

Created in a drunken rage by Richard Nixon, the “Dungeon Administration” dug only a few foul facilities. Shoddily built, with hand-painted signage, Nixon & Kissinger hoped they might provide crucial training for Boy Scouts—part of the CIA’s controversial WEBELOS Program. The program folded swiftly, & the dungeons lay largely forgotten; but over the years, each President stashed a few dangerous & interesting objects in their moldy, black depths. Obama promised to shutter the dungeons, of course, but lied, of course.

From this particular oubliette, I retrieved a cache of scrolls—marked “THIRD EYES ONLY”—& encountered no resistance, no guards. I look forward to escaping this horrid hole, & sharing my findings! I see the exit just ahead—

Eh? Did ye hear that? Like the scraping & groaning of malicious bones?

Must be my imagination…

Thank ye for reading, mortals! & thank ye overmuch to the kind & generous beings who support works like these with coin, right here in the Scriptorium!

May Monday treat ye with kindness, & may the CIA not notice ye at all. I shall write ye come Wednesday with news of this week’s exciting episode, which features WONDROUS GUESTS! ‘Til then—be safe, be well, & retrieve every scroll ye can…

Cheers,
Amoenus Franco
Wizard, Writer, Redactomancer