Delving Jackson Hole

Wednesday’s greetings, mortals! This Friday at 8PT, while thy nobles fiddle atop a burning Rome, Summersbane & I shall be a-DELVING JACKSON HOLE! They shall yammer & blab about interest rates & bond yields, whilst we seek the true treasures below, THE FOOLS. Join us for a fiscally irresponsible venture DELVING JACKSON HOLE!

For those who may be unaware—“Jackson Hole” refers to the name of a wondrous valley out in Wyoming, South of Yellowstone, once called “Jackson’s Hole.” In addition to beauteous & only slightly-spoilt nature, the area features an array of resorts for the wealthy, who flock there for skiing, & also for the Federal Reserve Bank of Kansas City’s Economic Symposium. ‘Tis this symposium we shall skulk beneath!

The topic for this year’s is “Financial Innovation: Implications for Payments and Policy.” Of course, “financial innovation” generally means “new ways to steal,” but sadly, they steal in the least exciting ways possible—unlike US!

Some of the speakers ye may hear blathering on during Friday’s escapade include:

• Federal Reserve Chairman Kevin Warsh (pronounced “Wash” West of Appalachia)

• Secretary of the Treasury & Craven Dullard Scott Bessent

• Billionaire & Philosophical Zombie Marc Andreessen

• Billionaire & Ketamine Zombie Elon Musk

• Billionaire & Actual Zombie John D. Rockefeller

• A Bank Chairman Over 80

• A Cryptocurrency Investor Under 30

• Woman (50/50 Chance)

• Sup thy mead each time ye hear “de-dollarization”

• Sup thy last dollar each time ye hear “the economy is strong”

• Jim Cramer (On Someone’s Phone)

• Jarl Trump (On Someone’s Phone)

• Hasan Piker (On Someone’s Phone Right Before They Get Fired)

• Raekwon the Chef (Representing Palantir)

• Chef Gordon Ramsay (Representing Beef Wellington)

• The Hamburglar (Representing Hamburglar Capital Partners)

• A Loose Gibbon (Representing Himself)

• Several Neo-Nazis

• At Least One Classic Nazi

• At Least One Man in a Bow-Tie

• At Most Zero People With Ethics

Thank ye for reading—& thank ye to the growing cadre of generous mortals who can & do support our works here with coin!

I hope ye shall join us Friday for an interest-bearing evening as we go a-DELVING JACKSON HOLE! I shall write ye again Saturday morning, from a mountain of freshly-acquired treasure. ‘Til then—be safe, be well, & mind thy markets…

Cheers,
Amoenus Franco
Wizard, Writer, Series 7 Delver